You can have my Kibbles, but don't touch my Bits

As you may know, I am a dog lover- up to a point-
Check out his story from the AP:

Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals
Tue Aug 31, 8:22 PM ET

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

I know this sounds horrible, but read on-

When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and fled on foot but police tracked him to a nearby park…
The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.
Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack…
Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.

What about legislation for naked guys “playing” with dogs?

I would have bitten him too.