Our tax dollars at work...and play.

Let the training begin- I will be sent to Phoenix for the next 2.5 weeks to learn how to help people wait in line.

I will be staying at a very nice hotel with- get this- a free happy hour- no $ for drinks or food...

I expect Jack Daniels stock to rise considerably early next week...

I expect Buffalo Wings to be our leading commodity...

I expect to be sent home after day 1...